Well, at least this douche doesn’t say he’s not racist.
Old Timey Racist Language Douche
Even racist douches are usually progressive enough to not use the word “colored” to describe black people anymore. But he says he’s not racist, so obviously, he’s not racist, right?
Internalized Homophobia Mixed with Toxic Tasculinity Douche
Why is gay pride such a turn-off? Not only is this douche self-loathing, it’s also a required feature in anyone who dates him.
Shockingly Arrogant Grindr Douche
Do vain, arrogant Grindr douches like this once consider the fact that looks fade as one ages? How do you think he will handle that? Perhaps he has redeeming qualities.
Plane Douche
Nothing is more of a turn-on on Grindr than a douche who is not only self-loathing and racist but can’t spell.
Masked Douche
This Grindr douche hates everyone. Why even bother leaving the house when you hate everyone?
Don’t Break Me, Douche!
This douche isn’t sizeist, he just doesn’t want to get SQUOOSHED to death! Right.
420 MAGA Douche
Another idiot MAGAÂ douche. Are most of the racist Grindr douches Trump supporters?
Douche Superior
MAGA Douche
This Trumpy MAGA douche is a piece of work. Does he think that Nazis like gays?