Grainy Douche
Uplifting Douche
I don’t get it. Does this douche actually want to meet anyone? What’s the point of a profile that’s so negative? Who would look at this and be all “I finna tap all on his chat cloud?”
Mannerism Police Douche
This huge grindr douche is the gay mannerism police. How self-loathing can you get?
Da Lil Douche
This douche has terrible grammar but still manages to convey the fact that he is a complete douchebag.
Action Douche
What a nice way for a douche to introduce himself: A single racist quip.
Size Douche
Well they say there are two kinds of gay men, size queens and liars. Well at least this one isn’t lying.
Easy Douche
I’m not sure what any of this means, but it definitely seems douchey.
No Country for Young Douche
This Grindr douche has a problem with geographic regions. How does he feel about the people who live in them? Or, does he just not date land masses?
Self-described Homophobic Grindr Douche
What a great selling point for this Grindr douche… homophobia! 