I don’t know… I think he’s kinda cute. But I go for that geeky type. Yeah he is a pretentious ass. But he won’t be speaking any languages with my cock in his mouth.
Some commenters really have low standards when it comes to who they’d have sex with. I’m sorry, but I would never have sex with a douche, not matter what he looks like.
What a waste of bandwidth. Someone taze this guy.
I like that you’re diversifying the types of douches on the site to now include pretentious douches.
He would need the languages as he dresses like Where’s Waldo.
There really isn’t any language I would like to speak with him in.
この阿呆！
他妈的，给我滚。
Is that “F” for “FRACKING FAIL”?
Too bad pretentious twats aren’t worth speaking to in any language they may know.
Waldo shirt. Dead mouse mustache. Feckless attitude. Next
I don’t know… I think he’s kinda cute. But I go for that geeky type. Yeah he is a pretentious ass. But he won’t be speaking any languages with my cock in his mouth.
الطنانة قطعة من القرف! اللعنة قبالة!
What f-in language has the word pigacing? Is that English?
Non, merci.
Some commenters really have low standards when it comes to who they’d have sex with. I’m sorry, but I would never have sex with a douche, not matter what he looks like.
Languages: yes. Looks: no.
When I’m drunk off my ass and find him attractive ill be sure to message him in Swahili
Anyone speaking Greenlandic please talk to him with it
I don’t speak douche, sorry dude……
“du bist ein douche” (german)
“tu es un douche ” (French)
“ni shr hun da de douche” (mandarin)
jy is ‘n groot douche” (Afrikaans/Flemish)
did you get that?
Well, here’s to hoping he has a better command of one of his other many languages, because English seems to be giving him some trouble.