This Grindr douche is so clever in his use of emoji to express his many -isms. Good for him. He’s going places!
Monthly Archives: April 2025
99 Percent Douche
This grindr douche claims to be in the 1 percent, but the other 99 percent is pure douchebag.
Nice as Possible Douche
This grindr douche is being as nice as possible, yet all he wants to let prospective suiters know about himself is that he doesn’t like black guys. So, all he is telling us is that he’s racist. NOTHING ELSE!
Anti-Semitic Douche
Aside from this douche profile being blatantly anti-Semitic, it appears to be an odd provocation from someone who clearly doesn’t understand the gay community. Why would he say, “how do you get a Jewish girl’s number,” instead of “how do you get a Jewish guy’s number?”  It seems like some Nazi is trying to troll Grindr to encourage more hate.
Knowing Me Knowing Douche
Let’s keep it racial and douchey.
Trumpy Douche
LIke our horrible orange president, this douche really hates Mexicans. Why?
No Blasianoldfat Douche
Well, at least this douche doesn’t say he’s not racist.
Old Timey Racist Language Douche
Even racist douches are usually progressive enough to not use the word “colored” to describe black people anymore. But he says he’s not racist, so obviously, he’s not racist, right?
Internalized Homophobia Mixed with Toxic Tasculinity Douche
Why is gay pride such a turn-off? Not only is this douche self-loathing, it’s also a required feature in anyone who dates him.
Shockingly Arrogant Grindr Douche
Do vain, arrogant Grindr douches like this once consider the fact that looks fade as one ages? How do you think he will handle that? Perhaps he has redeeming qualities.
