17 thoughts on “Now This Thing is Just a Huge Mess of a Douche”

  1. Whatever his age, he’s right. He’s out of your league, and unwilling to settle for less than what he’s offering, which is far more than any of you will ever get.:)

     
    1. LOL
      I don’t have to be.
      For a good floor show, we just watch one of you flabby, bitter, effeminate losers try to pick us up, then, burn with rage when you’re rejected.
      That usually keeps the entire room guffawing. For a while.
      Then, we just pair(or whatever number)up, and have the kind of hot, buck naked sex that you’ll only see in porn.:)

       
        1. Tippy, bless your heart.
          After all these years, you’re still bitter about my having the great times that hot , masculine men have never offered you.
          I’ve already told you how to improve your life.
          It’s up to you to fix it.:)

           
    1. LOL
      On the contrary, my standards are quite high.
      I just know that he’s out of YOUR league.
      Prove me wrong.
      Just once…:)

       
  2. Hahahahahaha…. What was the decision making process to Photoshop, Mel Gibson’s haggard face, onto that torso!?
    It kinda works, for the aging corpse it’s attached onto, but…..

     

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