He’s not very attractive. Actually he’s unattractive. No, a better description would be Repulsive. His head is kinda shaped like a Mongoloid. If he really is retarded, then he’s not a douche. If he’s not a retard, he sure does look like one. With those almond shaped eyes and beachball shaped head. Yup, he’s part Mongolid
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
HAPPIER THAN YOU AND ME
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANY
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
AND HE WORE A HAT
AND HE HAD A JOB
AND HE BROUGHT HOME THE BACON
SO THAT NO ONE KNEW
MONGOLOID, MONGOLOID
HIS FRIENDS WERE UNAWARE
MONGOLOID, MONGOLOID
NOBODY EVEN CARED
Still, if I got the chance, I wouldn’t fuck him. That’s a sacrifice I make for my principles and I make it without pretending that every dickbag is secretly ugly. There are hot dickbags and sometimes doing the right thing is painful.
Ummm…. No. He’s kinda pretty *if* you scroll to chop off everything above his eyes, But definitely not ‘very hot’, and needs to really work on that hair to be cute.
Word, yo! On tha ril, I was braggin’ on “D-O-G dot com” to my homeboy a couple of minutes ago, so here we are,. looking at a picture of a quasi-cute (un)douchebag.
Regardless, the site is doing a bangin’ job of showcasing Grindr’s douchebags–DOG used this photo as bait, and quite successfully luring the douchebags and assholes who frequent DOGdotCom into talking mad shizznitt here about a cute, non-douchy dude.
Cheers,
Your Opiated Asshole
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I’ve got to agree with the majority of others here and say that he isn’t attractive. Would I look at him at a bar, probably. Would I look twice, definitely not. Regardless of the looks, he’s an asshole. That’s the main point. Some of the comments proclaiming how douchey these grindr profiles come off as are more douchetastic than the actual profiles shown. Ironic, eh.
Parker’s not very attractive. Actually Parker’s unattractive. No, a better description would be Repulsive. Parker’s head is kinda shaped like a Mongoloid. If Parker really is retarded, then Parker’s not a douche. If Parker’s not a retard, Parker sure does look like one. With those almond shaped eyes and beachball shaped head. Yup, Parker’s part Mongolid.
He’s a visual artist? So he admires beauty, both projected and hidden? Or is he simply scared of the fact that he has no marketable skills and needs to compensate by acting over competent? He’s ok looking, but his attitude is repulsive
Wow this is flattering yet funny lol. This is actually my picture that someone used a while back. The guy in the pictures name is Brandon not Zachary. But this has been amusing for me
Wow!
Even a rejection from a profile with a stolen image is enough to throw you effeminate “guys” into screaming meltdowns!LOL
Man-up and become the kind of guy you want to bed, and you won’t have to worry about being left out in the cold…again.:)
@Adam
Well well. Isn’t douchebagsofgrindr full of asinine meltdowns. First, it’s effeminate guys shouting at a fake profile. Next, it’s an obsessed prejudice-affirming idiot who can’t stand the criticism leveled against his favorite douche hotties from this website, so much so that he has to go after every single negative comment on nearly every single new posting of a grindr douche; just to emptily and airheadedly criticize said-criticizers for “[complaining] about the truth”; even when said-criticizers aren’t not actually doing this.
It really penetrates my skin that you’re THAT oblivious to just how pathetic your thinking process is.
Ugh!
What an ASSHOLE!!!
He’s not very attractive. Actually he’s unattractive. No, a better description would be Repulsive. His head is kinda shaped like a Mongoloid. If he really is retarded, then he’s not a douche. If he’s not a retard, he sure does look like one. With those almond shaped eyes and beachball shaped head. Yup, he’s part Mongolid
Comments on looks really? Classy.
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
HAPPIER THAN YOU AND ME
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
ONE CHROMOSOME TOO MANY
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID
AND IT DETERMINED WHAT HE COULD SEE
AND HE WORE A HAT
AND HE HAD A JOB
AND HE BROUGHT HOME THE BACON
SO THAT NO ONE KNEW
MONGOLOID, MONGOLOID
HIS FRIENDS WERE UNAWARE
MONGOLOID, MONGOLOID
NOBODY EVEN CARED
It’s his humility that makes him so desirable. PSYCHE! He does look like he has a touch of the Down’s.
He must work on Wall street, he has the same attitude.
so does that mean that people who work on wall street are all mongoloid?
Everyone just shut up and admit he’s hot.
He’s a hot douchebag. Very, very hot.
Still, if I got the chance, I wouldn’t fuck him. That’s a sacrifice I make for my principles and I make it without pretending that every dickbag is secretly ugly. There are hot dickbags and sometimes doing the right thing is painful.
Ummm…. No. He’s kinda pretty *if* you scroll to chop off everything above his eyes, But definitely not ‘very hot’, and needs to really work on that hair to be cute.
painful as in ass sex right?
I don’t think he’s hot at all. I’m surprised he’s so arrogant
I don’t think he’s hot at all. I’m surprised he’s so arrogant
I think he’s shagable .
Word, yo! On tha ril, I was braggin’ on “D-O-G dot com” to my homeboy a couple of minutes ago, so here we are,. looking at a picture of a quasi-cute (un)douchebag.
Regardless, the site is doing a bangin’ job of showcasing Grindr’s douchebags–DOG used this photo as bait, and quite successfully luring the douchebags and assholes who frequent DOGdotCom into talking mad shizznitt here about a cute, non-douchy dude.
Cheers,
Your Opiated Asshole
Douchebags
Twat Junkies
Asswipes
DynaDouches
Suppositories
Enemas
Oral Syringes for Rectal Use
Walmart Branded Feminine Hygiene Product Applicators
Ass Hole Jockie
Ass Hole Junkie
Rectal Drug Administration Junkie
Above’s-Double-Dipped-and-Frequented-Vasoline
I’ve got to agree with the majority of others here and say that he isn’t attractive. Would I look at him at a bar, probably. Would I look twice, definitely not. Regardless of the looks, he’s an asshole. That’s the main point. Some of the comments proclaiming how douchey these grindr profiles come off as are more douchetastic than the actual profiles shown. Ironic, eh.
Short, pimply, nondescript. Maybe he’s the top 1% of average-looking guys.
he is not even that cute. he is average looking.
Please don’t make “retarded” or Down’s syndrome jokes…they’re not very nice.
Well, everybody thinks they’re in those 1%, don’t they.
Pimply?? Were you on shrooms when you made that observation?
Parker’s not very attractive. Actually Parker’s unattractive. No, a better description would be Repulsive. Parker’s head is kinda shaped like a Mongoloid. If Parker really is retarded, then Parker’s not a douche. If Parker’s not a retard, Parker sure does look like one. With those almond shaped eyes and beachball shaped head. Yup, Parker’s part Mongolid.
He looks autistic.
short dicked anyway
He’s a visual artist? So he admires beauty, both projected and hidden? Or is he simply scared of the fact that he has no marketable skills and needs to compensate by acting over competent? He’s ok looking, but his attitude is repulsive
Everyone in a gar bar is a ‘designer’. Zzz
Virtual reality artist, maybe.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The best part about this is the ‘Top here’ at the end. Sweetheart, AS IF.
Ain’t no such thing as a “hot” douche. Douches are automatically ugly.
You’re the top of the weird ears, weird teeth group. And your remarks are faggy.
Man up and keep it to yourself. You are not perfect.
The thing is… he’s right. He is in the top 1%.
Wow this is flattering yet funny lol. This is actually my picture that someone used a while back. The guy in the pictures name is Brandon not Zachary. But this has been amusing for me
He’s not my type, but I’d say he’s hot, though.
And yes, he’s incredibly arrogant.
That’s a funny one !
I’m getting the stolen photo vibe, actually. Anyone else getting that?
He seems young and a bit dumb but let’s face it all if us were
The main dumb thing is the very clever looking for friends with the topless pic
Wow!
Even a rejection from a profile with a stolen image is enough to throw you effeminate “guys” into screaming meltdowns!LOL
Man-up and become the kind of guy you want to bed, and you won’t have to worry about being left out in the cold…again.:)
@Adam
Well well. Isn’t douchebagsofgrindr full of asinine meltdowns. First, it’s effeminate guys shouting at a fake profile. Next, it’s an obsessed prejudice-affirming idiot who can’t stand the criticism leveled against his favorite douche hotties from this website, so much so that he has to go after every single negative comment on nearly every single new posting of a grindr douche; just to emptily and airheadedly criticize said-criticizers for “[complaining] about the truth”; even when said-criticizers aren’t not actually doing this.
It really penetrates my skin that you’re THAT oblivious to just how pathetic your thinking process is.
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