Clearly he doesn’t understand the 10 scale. Because it is a scale, 10 is the most and 0 is the least. You’d think if he thinks so highly of himself that he would venture off the scale, he would say “1,000,000s only plz.” and not a measly 1 point. This will show itself later when he’s forced into the gay porn industry:
Gay Porn Director – “Kid, we’ll give you $50 to take it in the rear on camera.”
Douche – “Well I’m super hot, so I’ll only accept $51 plz.”
Gay Porn Director – “Deal.”
no he’s definitely ugly, who is making these scales? most of these dudes on here are plain at the very least WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THAT BEAUTIFUL DUDE WITH TEH GORGEOUS EYES
am I the only person who doesn’t think his body is hot at all or his face even before reading the profile? Or it might be that I’m just not into twinky, femmy, cunty guys that got girly bodies and haircuts?
I agree with Tom, guys a douche, but, hes hot and I’d still do him… and lets be real, so would most anyone else. Some times a douche bag can be the hottest thing to sleep with…sometimes.
I’m a little confused, considering that almost all the douche bags on this website are white, supposedly goodlooking, hates Asians, blacks, fems etc, they basically look and sound all the same. ironically they should have the words, ” made in china” stamped on their foreheads because they seem to be all cookie cutter clones of each other…… and then of course most things made in china are cheap……
Looks are skin deep, ugliness goes to the core. He’s an F&F. Fuck and forget
Nice body – ugly face.
An ugly personality makes an ugly person.
Handsome is as handsome does…. This guy is disgusting.
I’m not up on my gay slang/lingo. But wth is 11’s? 11 inch dicks?
Let me help you out; he’s referring to 11’s like out of 10. Hence he’s a douche. And not (just) because of the Bieber haircut.
Body 10, face 1, personality zero. So he’s sort of an 11.
hope he finds his clone soon so we’ll have 2 douchebags off the market
These boys are never as hot as they think they are. I’m sure he has a small cock and has issues with premature ejaculation.
It’s probably just a photo he lifted from somewhere else
I see a good future for him. As a bottom in bareback porn.
I can see why he’s an only child.
i am confused.. if he is a top, why is he looking for 11’s?
its not 11 inches
he means you have to look super hot
like how a hot person is a “9 out of 10” or ugly is “2 out of 10”
apparently his ego is so big, he believes himself to be a “11 out of 10”
finally his body is hot, but not really hot.
It really doesn’t matter which one he actually means, because either way, he shows his image pretty well.
24-carat cunt. I hope he cultivates a personality for when his six-pack loses tone.
He’s an only child because his parents realized their mistake and didn’t want to risk another.
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the mediocre personality of your profile.
Clearly he doesn’t understand the 10 scale. Because it is a scale, 10 is the most and 0 is the least. You’d think if he thinks so highly of himself that he would venture off the scale, he would say “1,000,000s only plz.” and not a measly 1 point. This will show itself later when he’s forced into the gay porn industry:
Gay Porn Director – “Kid, we’ll give you $50 to take it in the rear on camera.”
Douche – “Well I’m super hot, so I’ll only accept $51 plz.”
Gay Porn Director – “Deal.”
I hope his twin has dental insurance. Those teeth look a little dingy!
Well he’s not ugly but an 11? Come on. Who the fuck does he think he is?
Why don’t you fuck yourself then??? Small willy??
no he’s definitely ugly, who is making these scales? most of these dudes on here are plain at the very least WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THAT BEAUTIFUL DUDE WITH TEH GORGEOUS EYES
Lighten up guys. This profile is quite obviously satirical, and the author deserves our thanks for making us laugh.
Ideally I’d be fucking someone better looking than this douche, and with a better attitude.
He must be talking to his right hand a lot.
Dude, just place a mirror above your bed. Or buy a sex doll and put your photo on it.
But thank you for making me laugh.
$51? Dental insurance? …you gays are cracking my shit up! And yeah, sure. He’s obnoxious. But it sure would be fun to teach him some manners.
Octomom can deliver more than what you want.
am I the only person who doesn’t think his body is hot at all or his face even before reading the profile? Or it might be that I’m just not into twinky, femmy, cunty guys that got girly bodies and haircuts?
meow
I might be interested in watching you fuck your twin if you have one. Just don’t ask be to participate!
Does anyone find it disturbing that he said he’d rather fuck his twin (own blood) than another dude? ahahahahha
Ideally you’d get a rhinoplasty and dental work.
Perhaps he should just go fuck himself.
The difference between me and all these douches is that I will still have people that talk to me when I’m 60.
Prawn Alert. Tasty body but rip off and discard the head!
Douche… but I’d still do him
He needs to visit a fun-house gloryhole.
I agree with Tom, guys a douche, but, hes hot and I’d still do him… and lets be real, so would most anyone else. Some times a douche bag can be the hottest thing to sleep with…sometimes.
Despite all this I’d still fuck him. It would just to be to say I did him in the ass though. No way I’d bottom for him with his attitude.
I’m a little confused, considering that almost all the douche bags on this website are white, supposedly goodlooking, hates Asians, blacks, fems etc, they basically look and sound all the same. ironically they should have the words, ” made in china” stamped on their foreheads because they seem to be all cookie cutter clones of each other…… and then of course most things made in china are cheap……